Too bad -- this would have made a great April Fool's joke.
We especially like the Branded Partnership bit. We're assuming that one would have to be a absolute loser, really needing some money, to actually list your facilities -- but then we know too many who really like to show off. This would really be great for them.
We have a feeling this also might appeal to some that are very lonely, or perverse. And -- watch out for the hidden cams!
What do you think? Tell us all the smelly details.